{"id":829,"date":"2014-05-09T20:54:58","date_gmt":"2014-05-09T20:54:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thetravelingzipperhead.com\/?p=829"},"modified":"2014-05-10T21:13:37","modified_gmt":"2014-05-10T21:13:37","slug":"more-diet-restrictions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thetravelingzipperhead.com\/?p=829","title":{"rendered":"Why am I Baking?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are some VERY unnatural things happening in the zipperhead kitchen.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thetravelingzipperhead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/20140509-144307.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thetravelingzipperhead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/20140509-144307.jpg\" alt=\"20140509-144307.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nSee?  That&#8217;s flour on my phone.  I&#8217;ve been baking&#8230;&#8230; By choice.  Y&#8217;all know I am not a baker.  It just isn&#8217;t my thing, but I&#8217;ve had some crazy cravings lately.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve made banana bread and biscuits in the last two days.  I just don&#8217;t know who I am anymore.  I&#8217;m blaming a recent invasion causing my body to temporarily belong to another being.  I am merely a host.  That&#8217;s ok though, even though I&#8217;m an &#8220;advanced maternal age&#8221;, (my doctor&#8217;s words, not mine) I&#8217;m ready.  Besides, the little guy needs someone to play with, and there are just so many Legos I can take.  <\/p>\n<p>Morning sickness and fatigue aside, there is one major difference between this pregnancy and my last one.  Ok, a couple.  One is that this time, I am GF and CF.  The other is, I can make what ever I&#8217;m craving.  I read an article the other day about how chefs are better at life and one of the reasons is that they can make what ever they want for dinner or a snack.  I read this after I had whipped some cream bc I wanted strawberries and cream.  I know, whipping cream is not a major achievement, however, would you take the time to do it? Or just buy some?  I also made banana bread and chex mix that day.  No wonder I&#8217;m tired!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve also been craving biscuits, hollandaise, and fruit. Lots of fruit.  I can&#8217;t have hollandaise because apparently runny undercooked egg yolks are bad for developing babies.  I had to find an alternative, and luckily, I mentioned my woe to Stephanie, and she mentioned avocado hollandaise.  I did some reading on it, and she sent me a recipe, all the while, I was drooling and and had a deep need inside me to make this.  I now know why.  It was amazing!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thetravelingzipperhead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/20140509-151343.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thetravelingzipperhead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/20140509-151343.jpg\" alt=\"20140509-151343.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nThis was our dinner last night, the plating is pretty bad because I wasn&#8217;t sure how the hollandaise would mix with the glazed carrots, by the way, it was just fine.  <\/p>\n<p>The sad little flat biscuit in the back? Just ignore him.  He was delicious, but I think the yeast was was dead, they did not rise at all.  I&#8217;m still working on those.  The glazed carrots were good, but just standard carrots in butter and sugar with salt, cinnamon, ginger, and nutmeg.  We were out of honey and I sliced them like that because I was in a hurry to eat and I wanted them to cook fast.  What I&#8217;m saying is, I&#8217;ll cook something pretty next time.  They were an after thought.  <\/p>\n<p>The meat was a beef shank that I braised by browning then throwing an onion, a few carrots, some celery, and some garlic. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thetravelingzipperhead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/20140509-152952.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thetravelingzipperhead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/20140509-152952.jpg\" alt=\"20140509-152952.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thetravelingzipperhead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/20140509-153001.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thetravelingzipperhead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/20140509-153001.jpg\" alt=\"20140509-153001.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Put enough liquid to just cover the vegetables, (here, the liquid was water and some left over Bordeaux) put the meat on top of everything, cover, and cook over a low heat for a very long time.  This meat is tough, and full of connective tissue, but if you cook it low and slow it will be delicious.  <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thetravelingzipperhead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/20140509-153823.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thetravelingzipperhead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/20140509-153823.jpg\" alt=\"20140509-153823.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nThe hollandaise comes together really fast.  In a blender add an avocado, the juice and zest of one lemon, about 1\/2 a cup of hot almost boiling water, and blend it up until smooth.  While the blender is going, drizzle in olive oil, about 1\/8 cup or so.  I wanted to do the backstroke in this stuff.  Actually, I bet this would be pretty good for my hair.  Maybe I&#8217;ll try that with the leftovers that I don&#8217;t eat.  <\/p>\n<p>By the way, I knew something was up when Tazzi got all snugly with me a few weeks ago&#8230;. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thetravelingzipperhead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/20140509-154713.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thetravelingzipperhead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/20140509-154713.jpg\" alt=\"20140509-154713.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nThere is a look of dread in her eyes.  She knows another little person to climb on her, and pull her hair is coming.<br \/>\nShe is two for two.  A friend suggested I call her E.P. Tazzi.  I think I&#8217;ll just have to give her some extra love.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are some VERY unnatural things happening in the zipperhead kitchen. See? That&#8217;s flour on my phone. I&#8217;ve been baking&#8230;&#8230; By choice. Y&#8217;all know I am not a baker. 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